Handbook for the Socially Awkward

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#12. I realize that you call them “Mom”, “Dad” or “Grandma”, and that is fine… but when referring to them in conversation with people that do not call them by these monikers, it is best to add a “my” in front.

#8. When you see me (or my feet) in the restroom at work, please do not ask me how that project is coming along. In the restroom, there is only one project that concerns me and you shouldn’t ask me about that one either.

#6. When a person you don’t really know casually asks, “How are you?” you should not take it as an invitation to share personal details about yourself and/or your problems.

If still unsure of the proper response, a few are provided below:

  • “Fine, thanks.”
  • “Pretty good.”
  • “I’m doing well.”

Feel free to add, “…and you?” to the end of any of those options.